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Computers are Useless

"Computers are useless. They can only give answers."
- Pablo Picasso

We'll here's an opportunity for the computer to respond by... asking questions:

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The above is a Java applet which strings together words from a list to produce questions. An English sentence consists of a subject, verb and an object. (Also called a SVO order.) So, by stringing together words in that order, it is possible to make sentences. It is intended to be an entertaining program to bring out a few laughs by generating sentences that, most of the time, make no sense.

The ComputersAreUseless applet is open source software. It is available under the modified BSD license. The text of the license is included in the source code.